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{"type":"standard","title":"Clebit, Oklahoma","displaytitle":"Clebit, Oklahoma","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q27989183","titles":{"canonical":"Clebit,_Oklahoma","normalized":"Clebit, Oklahoma","display":"Clebit, Oklahoma"},"pageid":52068786,"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1295066549","tid":"58c2916e-46c9-11f0-9a39-ac14990a86db","timestamp":"2025-06-11T13:38:24Z","description":"Unincorporated community in Oklahoma, United States","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":34.39027778,"lon":-95.02027778},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clebit%2C_Oklahoma","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clebit%2C_Oklahoma?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clebit%2C_Oklahoma?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Clebit%2C_Oklahoma"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clebit%2C_Oklahoma","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Clebit%2C_Oklahoma","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clebit%2C_Oklahoma?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Clebit%2C_Oklahoma"}},"extract":"Clebit is an unincorporated community in McCurtain County, Oklahoma, United States. The community is 11 miles (18 km) west of Bethel. A post office opened in Clebit on May 7, 1924. The community was named for sawmill foreman John Clebo.","extract_html":"
Clebit is an unincorporated community in McCurtain County, Oklahoma, United States. The community is 11 miles (18 km) west of Bethel. A post office opened in Clebit on May 7, 1924. The community was named for sawmill foreman John Clebo.
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