{"slip": { "id": 65, "advice": "When having a clear out, ask yourself if an item has any financial, practical or sentimental value. If not, chuck it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 188, "advice": "Measure twice, cut once."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport?","punchline":"Squash.","id":263}
{"slip": { "id": 60, "advice": "Fail. Fail again. Fail better."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Madame Makes Her Exit","displaytitle":"Madame Makes Her Exit","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q14954291","titles":{"canonical":"Madame_Makes_Her_Exit","normalized":"Madame Makes Her Exit","display":"Madame Makes Her Exit"},"pageid":39564535,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f5/Madame_Makes_Her_Exit.jpg","width":255,"height":390},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f5/Madame_Makes_Her_Exit.jpg","width":255,"height":390},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1283097439","tid":"738c8e21-0d63-11f0-be7e-43f16f60df55","timestamp":"2025-03-30T12:35:24Z","description":"1932 film","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madame_Makes_Her_Exit","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madame_Makes_Her_Exit?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madame_Makes_Her_Exit?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Madame_Makes_Her_Exit"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madame_Makes_Her_Exit","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Madame_Makes_Her_Exit","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madame_Makes_Her_Exit?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Madame_Makes_Her_Exit"}},"extract":"Madame Makes Her Exit is a 1932 German romantic comedy film directed by Wilhelm Thiele and starring Liane Haid, Hans Brausewetter, Hilde Hildebrand. It was shot at the Epinay Studios of Tobis Film in Paris. It premiered on 12 January 1932. A separate French-language version Amourous Adventure was also released, directed by Thiele with a largely different cast.","extract_html":"
Madame Makes Her Exit is a 1932 German romantic comedy film directed by Wilhelm Thiele and starring Liane Haid, Hans Brausewetter, Hilde Hildebrand. It was shot at the Epinay Studios of Tobis Film in Paris. It premiered on 12 January 1932. A separate French-language version Amourous Adventure was also released, directed by Thiele with a largely different cast.
"}{"slip": { "id": 92, "advice": "You can have too much of a good thing."}}
{"slip": { "id": 50, "advice": "Walking is a perfectly valid solution to traffic congestion problems."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Where do hamburgers go to dance?","punchline":"The meat-ball.","id":285}
{"fact":"The Ancient Egyptian word for cat was mau, which means \"to see\".","length":64}
{"fact":"Cats purr at the same frequency as an idling diesel engine, about 26 cycles per second.","length":87}
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{"type":"general","setup":"How many apples grow on a tree?","punchline":"All of them!","id":137}
{"fact":"The average lifespan of an outdoor-only (feral and non-feral) is about 3 years; an indoor-only cat can live 16 years and longer. Some cats have been documented to have a longevity of 34 years.","length":192}
{"slip": { "id": 20, "advice": "Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?","punchline":"Aye Matey!","id":181}
{"fact":"Cats can judge within 3 inches the precise location of a sound being made 1 yard away.","length":86}
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