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{"slip": { "id": 12, "advice": "Always block trolls."}}
{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
{"fact":"Cats are now Britain's favourite pet: there are 7.7 million cats as opposed to 6.6 million dogs.","length":96}
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{"slip": { "id": 168, "advice": "Do a bit more for your friends."}}
{"fact":"Cats' eyes shine in the dark because of the tapetum, a reflective layer in the eye, which acts like a mirror.","length":109}
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